Polandball: Not Safe For World
Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game puts you in the role of America's sidekick, tasked with saving the world from rioters, terrorists, and zombies. Only you possess the passion, kindness, and unwavering justice needed to partner with America and maintain world peace.
The gameplay is straightforward: rotate the globe to locate troubled nations and unleash your arsenal to resolve their issues before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen are currently available) for each mission. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
- Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
- A: Because Poland is upside down.
- Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
- A: Next question.
- Q: Why is Israel a box?
- A: Because of Jewish Physics.
- Q: This game is offensive.
- A: This isn't a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):
Minor optimizations for Google Play Version Policy compliance.
Polandball: Not Safe For World
Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game puts you in the role of America's sidekick, tasked with saving the world from rioters, terrorists, and zombies. Only you possess the passion, kindness, and unwavering justice needed to partner with America and maintain world peace.
The gameplay is straightforward: rotate the globe to locate troubled nations and unleash your arsenal to resolve their issues before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen are currently available) for each mission. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
- Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
- A: Because Poland is upside down.
- Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
- A: Next question.
- Q: Why is Israel a box?
- A: Because of Jewish Physics.
- Q: This game is offensive.
- A: This isn't a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):
Minor optimizations for Google Play Version Policy compliance.
